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VOICEMAIL | Elliot Maximus Osborne @ kissmynuts

"This is Jock MacStrap. I can't come to the phone right now, I'm too busy getting head off the ice cream lady. She gives a whole new meaning to cream with my nuts. Anyway, leave your credit card details after the beep and I'll get back to you."

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